“Arguing over your baby’s first word should be “mama” or “papa”? Teach him/her to say “mother*****r”! It’s basically both at the same time!” (naj690)
“Embarrassing memory that you can’t stop thinking about? Do something even more embarrassing and you won’t think about the first one anymore!” (Kastor012)
A quick, easy way to cover your toaster grill with congealed cheese!
It says a lot that the worst decision this person is making is still the decision to eat Reese’s Puffs.
Because nothing is less suspicious than wandering into the concert carrying a full loaf of bread!
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